Note from the editors:
Dear Readers and Writers -- Remember those "Choose Your Own Adventure Books" that were so popular when we were kids? (Well, when some of us were kids.) It was such an exciting experience to actually engage with the story and choose your own ending!
Inspired by our fond memories and our friend, C.R. Harris, we are starting a fun new series: Choose Your Own Erotic Adventure! Read the story below, and then finish it with your ending and send it in to us. Please include "Utopia" in the subject line. We will choose our favorite three endings, and they will become the possible endings for future readers.
So delve in and have fun! Deadline for submissions is May 15th. We look forward to reading your endings! Bottoms up!
xoxo - J&S
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You arrive home one day anticipating a quiet evening by yourself. Your husband is away on a trip for the week and your children are having a sleep over at their Grandma’s house. As you approach the house, you notice a package sitting on the front stoop.
Once inside, you open the package warily. You cannot recall what you may have purchased. As you pull it out of the box, you find that it is an advanced sex toy. The tagline claims that it delivers 10 times the satisfaction of the Rabbit and the Hitachi Magic Wand combined. There is also a note that explains that the toy is a complementary gift sent to a select group of women around the country in hopes for feedback as to its effectiveness.
Once night arrives, curiosity gets the better of you and you retire to the bedroom to test the claims of this new gadget. You light a few candles, strip and climb into bed. Though it takes a few minutes to figure out exactly how to position things, you quickly get the hang of it and turn it on. A brief moment later, the effects become clear, and you quickly realize that the claims are not exaggerations at all. The feeling is better than anything you’ve ever experienced, and you feel a climax is quickly nearing. You are soon overwhelmed with the most intense orgasm of your life, which also seems to be endless. And as if it weren't perfect enough, the toy shuts itself off at preceisely the right moment. You don’t even notice this though, as you have already fainted from delight and extreme exhaustion.
When you awaken the next morning, you notice that the sun seems particularly intense coming through the window. Squinting, you make your way over to look outside. To your complete shock, you are looking out at a beach scene with a beautiful ocean view. You look back to the room to notice that you are no longer in your bedroom. In fact, the only thing you even recognize is your new-found toy on the floor next to the bed, and the packaging torn open beside it.
Hanging out of the packaging is a pamphlet that has the words “VERY IMPORTANT – READ BEFORE USE” on the cover. You hadn’t noticed this before, but you now bend down, lift up the pamphlet, and begin reading:
You are now the proud owner of the most advanced, unique toy ever created. Not only does this toy provide you with unparalleled orgasms, but it will also have an effect never before seen.
After your orgasm, you will be transported to a utopian paradise where you are able to act out any or all of your greatest sexual fantasies. While you are in this land, no time at all will pass in your real life. You can stay for a year if you’d like, then upon your return, your life will pick up exactly where it left off, with nothing but wonderful memories added. You are encouraged to enjoy your time in this land to the fullest extent possible.
To return to your home and life, you need only to once again use your new toy, but you must make sure it is switched to “return” and not “voyage.”
You now notice a small switch on the side of the toy that is still set on “voyage.” You look back and continue reading.
Prior to attempting a return however, you must experience a minimum of three separate orgasms through means other than this toy can provide. Though masturbation is allowed and encouraged here, orgasms attained through this method will not count toward your three. At least one of the three orgasms must be attained through an experience that you have never had in your real life.
Go enjoy yourself. You can return through the use of your toy at any time, but you cannot go home without first experiencing these orgasms. You will find that the people here are open and willing to try anything you would like.
Trying to adjust to your new environment, you walk around the room a little. You catch a glimpse of yourself in the full-lenght mirror, and notice that you have the exact body here that you have always dreamed of. You run your hands over your skin, turning around slowly. Other than these changes, you are still you in every way.
You walk to the window again and look out onto the beach. Everybody is gorgeous in every way. Some are naked, some are in bathing suits, and others wear an array of warm weather clothing. There are people in various spots on the beach that are engaged in sexual activity with one another. Nobody minds these extreme PDAs, and in fact, they seem to be completely acceptable.
You look down the main street from your window to see restaurants and shops, and many sexually themed, classy-looking establishments. One is advertising “Exotic Dancers, Male and Female!” There is also a sex-toy shop, a “ladies only” male review club, a swingers bar, and several others.
You then look onto your desk to notice that there are four separate invitations that are already addressed to you. You open and begin reading.
Invitation 1: Dear Friend, You are cordially invited to join us at Excursions Night Club for the nightly Male Review. Admission is free, as are any private dances you may desire. There is a two drink minimum. Festivities start at 8:00 p.m. sharp.
Invitation 2: Dear Friend, We would like to invite you this evening to room 317. We are having a mixer with all new guests. Games will include strip poker, spin the bottle (our own variation), and truth or dare. Please stop by at 8:00 p.m. to join us if you desire. We are expecting a good turnout tonight! Ask for Tina and Ron.
Invitation 3: Dear Friend, Have you ever heard of a sex toy party? Well, we’re having a sexual position party! A sexual instructor will be in attendance, and will be describing new, exciting sexual positions and techniques for all to try. Some of the more daring guests may be asked to help demonstrate! Stop by at 8:00 p.m. if you’d like to join us. We’re in room 425.
Invitation 4: Dear Friend, We’re inviting you to a skinny-dipping party out at the pool and hot-tub tonight! Inhibitions must be shed along with clothing prior to entering the pool area. Open bar and buffet will be available. Come on down and enjoy!
You put down the invitations and take a breath. Looks like there are lots of things to consider here!..
Readers, Now you must write your own story about how the three orgasms are achieved, and how you return to your real life!