Masochistic Sexy Poetry by Dove Cochrane
What did I do today?
I rearranged the chairs around the dining table.
After moving the head chair
I exchanged the east and west chairs.
Cleverly making the west chair the east,
And the east chair the west.
Then I placed five clothes pegs on each labia
And masturbated.
Would you be surprised to learn that today,
after feeding the dog,
and taking the chicken out of the freezer,
I vacuumed our bedroom while clover-clamps dangled from my nipples?
Or that although shaving was a bit awkward,
showering with my ankles bound was not terribly difficult?
Today, while making salad for tonight,
but before peeling the cucumber.
I pushed it deeply down my throat.
Just a little exercise on how not to show disrespect by gagging.
Oh, and Remember when I apologized
for answering the phone with a cookie in my mouth?
Not a cookie dear...
What did I do today?
Nothing honey,
How was your day?
Originally Published March 2007: Getting Lucky