Erotic Christmas Poem
"The Night Before XXXMas," erotic poetry by Roxanne Rhoads
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
I was frantically clicking away with my mouse
My stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that some dildos would soon be there
I wanted to be nestled all snug in my bed
But visions of hot studs danced in my head
I was in my nightie and a cute little thong
I had finally settled down to play with my dong
When under my window arose such a clatter
I jumped out of bed mad as a hatter
Over to the window my neighbors got a flash
My breasts fell out when I threw open the sash
The moon shown on my breasts like new fallen snow
Giving my skin a luster to any viewers below
When what to my unbelieving eyes should appear
but a big ass sleigh and eight horny reindeer
With a hot sexy driver so studly and thick
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Prick
Faster than vibrating dildos they came
He hooted and hollered and called them by name
Come on Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen,
Go Comet and Cupid, Faster Donder and Blitzen
Get over that fence, make it up that wall
I want to mount that bitch, I'll mount them all
I was quiet as could be watching him fly
They passed all obstacles on the way to the sky
Up to my rooftop the reindeer they flew
With a sleigh full of sex toys and Saint Prickolas too
And in a twinkling I heard them on the roof
The dancing and prancing of each heavy hoof
As I tucked away my breasts and covered my ass
Down the chimney came Saint Prickolas with a crash
He was dressed in velvet from his head to his foot
His clothes were all covered in ashes and soot
A bundle of sex toys he flung to the floor
He stripped off his clothes and hung them on my door
His muscles how they rippled, ass dimples how merry
His cheeks were all rosy, his cock red as a cherry
His sensuous mouth was curved like a bow
The hair on his head as white as the snow
The base of his cock he held tight in his hand
A condom encircled the head like a wreath
He had a thick shaft and a big fat tip and his balls
shook when he laughed, I wanted to give them a lick
His penis was chubby and plump, a well endowed young elf
I got horny when I saw him in spite of myself
With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head
He had me flat on my back upon my big bed
He spoke not a word but dove into his work
He filled my pussy with a twitch and a jerk
With just a few thrusts and fast pumps I came
Yelling and screaming and calling his name
As soon as he came he pulled right away, put a toy in my sock
then he climbed out the window naked holding his fat cock
I heard him exclaim as he climbed in his sleigh
"Merry Christmas, sexy! That was a great fucking lay!"
Originally published December 2007: XXXMas