Uli
Baby sweet baby
Slide down my coconut tree
Hungry voodoo chimp.
Mai Kai
Take it off Mai Kai
Flamingo pink sunset lips
Bali Hai booty.
Leilani
Ooga Leilani
Shake your hot hula hoochie
Mahalo baby.
Laka
Whitebread tiki blonde
Can't get enough of your lei
Spicy love luau.
Hina
Keep on do'in it
Kona mountain love milkshake
I'm thirsty baby.
Haumea
I'm gonna bongo
Gonna feel my love beat
Moon lite serenade.
Kapo
I'm your Kahuna
Surf my rum lips one more time
Sugar sweet riptide.
Kawelu
Scorpion sand kiss
Don't say anything baby
Get off my island.
La'a Maomao
Hang loose coco love
So what do you want to do
Swing on my Thai stick.
Originally published August 2007 - "One, Two, Orgy!"