Thirty wonderful sights we might have seen on celluloid if not for the Hollywood Production Code
Marilyn Monroe's tits
Betty Grable's tits
Lana Turner's tits
Fay Wray working hard to wrap her mouth around King Kong's manhood
Humphrey Bogart twitching his ass the way he twitches the corner of his lips
Artoo Detoo finally getting it on with C-3PO
Luke Skywalker saying, You're my sister and I STILL want you.
Veronica Lake's tits
Sofia Loren's tits
More of Marilyn Monroe's tits
Bette Davis imperiously REFUSING to show her tits, but then flashing them anyway
Katherine Hepburn showing her tits while giving a high-minded speech about how you shouldn't LOOK at them
Rhett Butler having a hot time in the slave quarters
Scarlet O'Hara having a hot time in the slave quarters
Betty Page hosting the Academy Awards
Doris Day in bondage
Jimmy Stewart saying, "I never knew it could get this HARD."
Mae West asking, "Is that a gun in your pocket or do you just have a massive erection?"
Doris Day confessing that she loves bondage
Ginger Rodgers doing a topless tap-dance
Sharon Stone showing off her freshly shaved pussy (ooops, that happened anyway)
Charlie Chaplin twirling something besides his walking stick
Doris Day pleading to be spanked again and again
Abbot and Costello do a Snuff Film
Harpo Marx showing what his horns were really made for
The lost Alfred Hitchcock film: Ripped Condom
The Bride of Frankenstein's tits
Cinderella's tits -- with little birds flying in front of the nipples
Marilyn Monroe's tits one last time
Gretta Garbo saying, " I vant to come alone"
and finally
John Wayne showing America what a REAL gay cowboy is all about
Originally Published February 2007: Winter Heat