Guide to Flash Erotica Games
"Games People Play" a fun article by Peter Rosier
Here’s a guide to relaxing with your PC when you need that well earned break. I've compiled a list of flash games you might like to try in your spare time. Fun stuff that’s quick to learn and addictive. And it’s sexy as well; in fact, I’ve themed each game by the O&C erotic categories. You are into sexy, aren’t you? If not, what are you doing here at Oysters and Chocolate? Don’t say you thought it was a foody site, they’ve heard that one before.
Just one thing, like safe sex, safe browsing is all about taking precautions. Whenever you venture onto the internet, make sure your firewall and antivirus are switched on and up to date. We don’t want you catching something nasty, do we?!
Vanilla (heterosexual, 1 man 1 woman):
If you hark back to your college days, or you are still at school, then Kiss Matt may bring back happy memories of stolen kisses behind the teachers’ backs. Kiss Matt (kismet, see?) has four stages where you have to score a certain number of points to move on - or risk getting kicked out. Use the left mouse button to lock lips with the luscious lovely next to you without getting caught. But beware; it’s harder than you think.
Verdict: Quite an innocent game compared to the others here, but great fun anyway.
Licorice Whips (BDSM):
Spanking games are very popular but some are sadly a let down with poor graphics and repetitive actions. Spanking an OTK teen might seem fun at first but just pummeling a brat’s buns can get awfully repetitive after a while.
Spank The Booty is in a different league. Smooth presentation and simple yet sinful artwork will lure you in. When the shapely Miss lowers her skirt and panties and bends over for your attentions what can you do but give her what she needs? The object of the game is to see just how fast you can bring down your hand on her cute butt, measured in miles per hour. Anything over 680 mph is pretty good and the impact of your hand and volume of the resulting spank elicits a variety of reactions from a gasp to a scream. You get best out of three attempts with fastest time shown for reference and an average of all three at the end. Then you can challenge a friend or try again by yourself.
One interesting feature: if you change your mind about her need for a spanking and just gently caress her pretty bottom, she rewards you with the sexiest purr you have ever heard, bar none!
Absolutely not for the Politically Correct - which makes it all the better.
Verdict: An addictive game but best keep the volume down if you have colleagues around.
Oysters (lesbian):
Orgasm Girl is the hottest Lesbian angel around and her job, according to the game’s tutorial, is to give sleeping girls the best orgasm they ever had without waking them up. To play, use the mouse in conjunction with icons to become Orgasm Girl and to rub, caress and remove clothing of each girl as needed. Meters showing her state of sleep and arousal achieved indicate your progress. The more points you earn, the more items you can afford to buy in the shop to help accomplish Orgasm Girl’s aim.
Verdict: Good concept but can be difficult to achieve real progress (or else I’m rubbish at it, which is most likely!).
Banana Split (homo-erotic):
Oddly, there are nowhere near the same number of flash games with a gay content as there are with a Lesbian or straight interest. Still, flashgaymes.com (clever name, huh?) has several from which I’ve picked Growth Cave, although you may like to try others.
Running your mouse over a slim young man, chained in a dungeon, you can make him grow more muscular, stronger, powerful...But not just his arms, chest and thighs; it’s his penis development that really astounds! If you like the idea of using your caressing skills on a young man’s cock, then this game is good practice.
Verdict: Simple but effective and surprisingly addictive as many of these games are. Growth phase 4 is hard to enter - but the result is even harder! Suck it and see...so to speak!
Dirty Martini (threesomes, orgies, unusual kinks and fetishes):
This is a difficult category since pretty much all of the sexy anime games you will find are pretty kinky! Girls tied up, girls stripped, girls photographed naked, girls with cat ears, maids with short skirts, the list goes on. But one thing is obvious: it’s mostly about guys having fun with girls. Where does that leave Oysters and Chocolate’s lady readers? Don’t they want to have fun, too? Well, here’s a way to get it, ladies, brought to you by those clever people who devised Spank The Booty above.
Yup, it’s an equivalent for women, Wak The Sak. It makes my eyes water just thinking about it. Ladies, get back at those irritating men in your life...now!
Verdict: I think the title says it all. I tried it, I winced, I groaned and finally I just sat very, very still so those poor whipped balls (in my imagination) wouldn’t hurt too much.
Assorted Goodies (other sexy stuff):
Finally, a game for almost any randy adult. Boobs, Butt or Shoulder, essentially a quiz where players guess if the nude girl they can see (but only in part) is showing her boobs, her butt or her shoulder. Every few pictures there’s a general knowledge quiz for variety (which can be skipped, if you’re just hung up on all that bare flesh). A voice rather like that of a Master Sergeant utters encouragement (or insults) in the background but not too intrusively.
Verdict: A personal favorite. Will lose its appeal once you remember the sequence of pictures but you can challenge your friends’ expertise then.
I hope you enjoy these games - and there are so many others. If you have a personal favorite, recommend it in the comments section.
Have fun!
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Copyright January 2012, Peter Rosier
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