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"Top 20 Interesting Masturbation Facts," a funny article by the writers at SexToy.com
1. Did you know that 53% of women use vibrators for masturbation? Also, using a vibe positively affects desire, arousal, lubrication, and orgasms.
2. And it’s not only women who get off with vibration. Approximately 44.8% of guys have reportedly used vibrators during sexual activities, either with their partners or on themselves.
3. Female Orgasm Facts: Only 20% of women can achieve orgasm via vaginal intercourse and women take about 20 minutes on average to achieve orgasm via their preferred method of stimulation (usually clitoral). The average female orgasm last 20 seconds, but women can have up to 20 orgasms in an hour using a vibrator.
4. Too old to masturbate? Not so! Survey says that 72% of males over the age of 80 masturbate.
5. Now here’s a surprise: Married men masturbate more often than married women. Really?
6. Yet, 4 out of 10 women prefer masturbation to sex.
7. According to Alfred Kinsey's 1950s studies on male and female sexual practices, 92% of men and 62% of women have masturbated during their lifespan.
8. While 61% of married Christian men admit to masturbating, 87% believe that it is abnormal (aka deviant).
9. Strange but true: Italian gynecologists Giorgio Giorgi and Marco Siccardi observed via ultrasound a female fetus possibly masturbating and having what appeared to be an orgasm.
10. Always lock your door during masturbation. Unless you are an exhibitionist, that is. More than 41% of people have been accidentally caught masturbating. A-hem…
11. On the other hand, if you constantly call people while you are masturbating, then there is an organization called Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous that can offer your therapy. Seriously, heavy breathers need help.
12. Right now there are 797,151 Americans masturbating, more than the population of Alaska. I hope they are not breathing heavy into their phones or getting caught masturbating.
13. The term frigging (used often for the F Word) actually means masturbation.
14. Over 2.5 million Fleshlights have been sold worldwide. Wow! That's a lot of jerking off.
15. Some people have been known to make vibrators out of modified power tools such as drills and sanders. We don’t recommend it.
16. A popular type of female masturbation in ancient Rome was called Ophidicism*. Look it up to see what it means. I dare you.
17. According to the ancient Sumerians, the Tigris River was created by the god Enki when he masturbated, spilling his seed and flooding the earth.
18. Cave men masturbated! Prehistoric rock paintings around the world show depictions of men jerking their jerky.
19. The oldest found depiction of a female masturbation dates from the 4th millennium BC from a Goddess temple on the island of Malta, where a clay figurine was found showing a woman masturbating.
20. The ancient Egyptians believed their god Atum created the universe by masturbating, spewing out semen into the Nile. Egyptian Pharaohs recreated this act by ceremonially masturbating into the Nile.
*Ophidicism is a sexual act in which a woman inserts the tail of a snake in her vagina and receives pleasure as it wriggles to get free.
Copyright August 17, 2011
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