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Fake Orgasms and Sex with Exes

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Dr. Dick Answers Women's Sex Questions

Name: Suzanne
Gender:
Age: 25
Location: Auckland
Should a woman fake an orgasm to keep her partner happy?

Brilliant idea, Susanne! Rather than help your ineffectual lover overcome his inadequacy with the truth and a little tutorial on how to make you come — lie to monkey about his sexual prowess.

I see nothing wrong with that! Other than when you’re done fuckin’ him, or he’s done fuckin’ you, the next unlucky woman he happens upon will have twice the work. She’ll not only have to tell him the truth — that he sucks as a lover — but she’ll also have to contend with his inflated ego. Thanks to you and the deception you practice, he’ll be convinced that he’s a fabulous lover when, of course, he’s a Neanderthal.

What could be wrong with that, Susanne? D’oh!

Name: Emily
Gender:
Age: 28
Location: Texas
How much should I tell my new partner about my sex life with my exes?

How about just enough to get his dick hard?

Hell, I don’t know! Some guys get off on hearing all the gory details of the sexual exploits of their partners, albeit, it’s a relatively small number of guys. Just keep in mind that most men prefer the bliss that is ignorance.

If you’ve been around the block a time…or six, maybe you best keep that to yourself till you find out how much the new guy can stomach.

Good luck!

Comments

• Maxim
  2/23/2012 8:53:50 AM

  I found this pretty funny and I admit that I LOLed too. I can really say that as a man you usually do not want to hear anything about your new lover's ex lovers. I assume only a very small number of (weird) guys will get a kick out of knowing how often his girl was ... around the block ... as you so nicely put it. I for one like to think that my GFs all were virgins until they met me. Makes me sleep better.
• D
  2/23/2012 6:19:18 PM

  Are the questions a joke or the comments? Srsly, the rest of this site comes across quite classy - albeit the recent addition of book snippits spoils the game a little - but this bit is.... flippant, nonesense and doesn't sit with the rest of the site to me. Very odd.
• Jordan LaRousse
  2/23/2012 6:45:14 PM

  Maxim - so glad you enjoyed it, we love Dr. Dick he's the silliest gay priest gone sex therapist/advice columnist we know! :P D - sorry this article rubbed you the wrong way. Dr. Dick has been contributing to our site for years and years and we think he's a peach. Funny and irreverent just the way we like him. Regarding the book snippets, we have to pay for the site and all its free content somehow! Book sales are how we can keep this whole erotica operation running. Thanks both for chiming in! xo Jordan
• Rich Eubanks
  2/24/2012 4:15:26 AM

  Well, as a matter of fact, I happen to know several men who would love to know everything about their wives former lovers. And, if they existed, would enjoy seeing photos or even videos. I know it's difficult to understand but if a man finds his wife sexy enough to marry then she'd certainly be his favorite porn star, right?
• Jordan LaRousse
  2/24/2012 12:14:17 PM

  Hi Rich - yup they're out there, but so are the breed of men who prefer to think their woman is a saint. The trick for us ladies is to determine how much of the past our men can handle (and hope for the open-minded type that's more like you while we're at it!) The same is true in reverse, some women don't want to hear a word about their man's past sexploits, while others get off on the topic. Love, Jordan

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