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Do you have penis envy?

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Do you (or does someone you know) have penis envy?

Share your expertise by commenting below

In our quest for information on all things penis related for our new book, we've got ourselves wondering if women ever experience that Freudian phenomenon known as penis envy.

Ladies - Have you ever wish you sported a male appendage? Why or why not? What would you do if you had the opportunity to have a penis for a day?

Men - Have any of the women you've encountered in your life expressed a desire to be equipped with a dick? On the flip side have you ever wished to have a vagina or breasts?

Share your experience with us by commenting below.

Remember, all answers can be 100% anonymous, just don't use your real name!

O&C Take Out is an exciting monthly section created just for our readers. If you think of reading the delectable O&C stories as "eating in," then Take Out is a way for us to order out for opinions, comments and discussion from our readers. We hope it's informative, inspiring and fun! To engage in the conversation, simply submit a comment at the bottom of the article. We look forward to reading what our plethora of sophisticated readers have to say!

Originally published May 2010

Comments

• RL
  5/20/2010 2:26:36 AM

  I've always wanted to switch bodies with my boyfriend for one day. I'd fuck the hell out of his vagina (mine) all days and have him suck my dick (his dick, to be exact). Boyfriend never likes the idea tho.
• Zappy
  5/20/2010 10:58:34 AM

  I've always wanted to be able to pee without pulling my pants down. I'd definitely also want to have lots of sex and ejaculate to see what that feels like. However I am very happy with my vajane, love being a woman.
• Al Harrington
  5/20/2010 11:38:17 AM

  I’ve never been with a woman who admitted she wanted a dick. I’ll have to admit that I’ve toyed with the idea of having breasts so I could play with them for hours without getting slapped. Never had any desire to have a vagina; I’m pretty okay with my present equipment.
• HHH
  5/20/2010 12:23:42 PM

  nope.
• mzconduct
  5/20/2010 12:28:48 PM

  oh absolutely! thank gawd for strap ons!
• Janet
  5/20/2010 2:17:04 PM

  The only time I have ever had penis envy is when I see my naked wife (yes we are both women) from behind. There is something about her beautiful cello shape that makes me want to plunge a penis inside her and know what it feels like to have her that way. Otherwise, I am very glad not to have any dangly bits!
• Piper
  5/20/2010 4:36:54 PM

  I think about it ALL the time. I always think about what it would be like to trade places with my husband for one day. I could teach him all the right spots to touch me and him me. I would love to know what it feels like to have a penis. To be able to pee wherever I wanted and not have to worry about starting my period. However, I would only want this to be for one day. I love having a vagina and being a woman. There is something so sexy about just being a woman. Still, for one day I would love to have a penis and put that sucker to good use.
• Kris Williams
  5/20/2010 7:23:08 PM

  Have a penis??? Absolutely not! While I adore penises on the opposite sex, I have never in my life wanted to have one (or experience being a man, for that matter). We women have it all - breasts, vaginas, the ability to give birth ... what do men have? Something that hangs out of the front of their pants that they give names to, for Chrissake! And it doesn't always work all the time, either ...
• marianne
  5/20/2010 8:12:48 PM

  Ive written an entire monologue to be performed with Beast Women in chicago about the sadness and disappointment I experienced when my little brother was born and I realized I could never grow one or do anything to begin its emergance.
• graesea
  5/20/2010 10:37:15 PM

  No - I just figure I can borrow one whenever I want and don't have to worry about maintenance and upkeep.
• Ness
  5/20/2010 11:52:32 PM

  Ha ha ha I only said just that about 1 hour ago that I'd love to have a dick for the day. It must be fantastic to be male and wake up with such a great hard on knowing that your lover just can't resist in taking it in her mouth even at 4.30am when she's actually knackered! I just find cocks amazing but it would be great to actually know what it feels like to ejaculate from one & whether the noises men make are for real, its at that moment just before you know you have control for that split second. Mmmmm.
• Blue Lizard
  5/21/2010 9:31:00 AM

  I used to think it would be interesting to switch for a day. Being in 2 virtually sexless marriages, I wanted to know what the sexual turn-off was for women. Then along came wife #3...and the strap-on. Now I know what it is like to have something resembling a cock stuck inside me. The desire to switch is no longer there...I am pretty happy with the parts I came with...and apparently so is Wife #3...she wants me inside her ALL the time! God Bless Viagra!
• Billy Wade
  5/21/2010 10:46:56 AM

  I told my wife if I had a pussy I would fuck myself to death and she said, if you had a pussy you wouldn't think like that. Billy
• Crystal B
  5/21/2010 11:55:36 AM

  When I was younger I was so envious of men who seemed to be able to come every time they had sex, and I wasn't coming at all. I thought it would be so cool to have the equipment to get off every time...once I found the right partners and learned my own body, this wasn't so much a fantasy anymore...but I would like to feel what a man feels when he comes, or what it feels like to have a dick in a pussy. Don't want to be a man, I like my breasts too much...but for a day it could be a lot of fun...
• Joe
  5/21/2010 3:09:39 PM

  Good love will allow you to know what your lover is feeling as he climaxes. It works the same the other way around. Good love puts you and your lover on the same page. Every woman I have met loves dick. Way more than I love my dick. I think that's a hidden secret women keep from men. My experiences have shown me that women enjoy sex way more than guys and need it more than guys. They are way more kinkier than guys. And from time to time women get jealous of the fact that we guys can control them with the prospect of our dicks. When a woman truly loves a man she will give it up when-ever, how-ever. Submitting to her man allowing him to take full control, to be out of control in the presence of his control. This thought is very appealing and sexy to women. In short, if you put the dick on her just right. She will in turn submit to you in mind, and body. However, if you are not responsible with your dick and abuse the way your dick makes her react to you, then, she will resent your cock; in other words, she will be envous of your dick. So the lesson is be good to your girl and she will ever have penis envy.
• Randall
  5/21/2010 5:55:21 PM

  I think, for men, there is something a bit less obvious at work. I'll call it "womb envy": The envy of the Feminine ability to create, carry, and deliver new life. I think this is far more potent an envy than penis envy. We're talking creation, here! :o) And of course, parts is just parts. We ALL have the energetics of every manifestation within us, regardless of physical presentation -- if we don't get hung up on the outward expressions, we'll make far more progress with the inner integration ("the Inner Marriage" that mystics and tantricas talk about.) We can all affirm, assert, create structure, inseminate, and direct ... We can all heal, receive, dissolve into chaos, be impregnated, and surrender ... In the world of energy, parts simply don't matter the way we think/fear they do in the world of conditioned expectations...
• Ashley
  5/21/2010 8:32:13 PM

  I love being a woman and I love my breast most of all (my best asset) but sometimes I wonder what it would be like to feel so free with my sexuality and sleep with anyone I wanted without feeling any thought. I would like to fuck someone hard and rough just the way I like it and see their facial expressions as I release myself all over thier body multiple times. Being able to have a dick for a day would mean having permission to be wild and unhibited without society thinking bad of me.
• Dudley
  5/22/2010 11:45:11 PM

  Is the next question about castration anxiety? I’ve never been with a woman who expressed wanting to have a penis but I did date a ”questioning beast” who came up with the whopper “What does it feel like when you come?” I honestly found myself unable to find the proper words. It was like being on Apollo/Soyuz… I was an astronaut trying to explain technical schematics to a cosmonaut.
• Muffy Wilson
  5/25/2010 8:33:14 AM

  Hell, no!!! With one of these, I can get all of those I want - any time, any place, any shape, color and length. After all, why not indulge ourselves? We know that one size doesn't fit all. Why be stuck with just one when you can have it all?
• TMac
  6/8/2010 1:45:42 PM

  I have often wondered what it would be like to have a vagina. What it actually feels like to have someone inside you and if it feels any different than being inside someone. My penis has it's more sensitive areas as well as I know what parts of my wife's vagina likes to be stimulated. So we are obviously similar but what does it truly feel like.

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