The Gold Digger vibe is a disappointment, especially compared with some of the more elegant toys (like the Liv) coming out on the market today.
As a woman, nice packaging (and a nice package) is important to my buying experience. Thus, it is unfortunate that the Gold Digger comes in a tacky plastic package complete with a picture of what appears to be Mr. T staring down at you wearing sunglasses and a cap with a smug look that says “shove this up in you!” Turns out it’s not Mr. T, but it’s Mr. Marcus, the award winning, and admittedly gorgeous, porn star.
The vibrator comes in two sizes (4 and 6.5 inches) and it feels nice to the fingertips with its velvety touch. But unfortunately, a vagina is not a finger tip, and that same velvety touch offers absolutely no real stimulation down there.
The vibrating power is terribly powerless. I could press the vibrator right up against my clit and read the dictionary from start to finish (or even watch a Candida Royalle film) and never get worked up. In fact, after a good 15 minute attempt with this fancy thing, I switched over to my trusty rabbit vibrator to get the job done. Sorry Mr. Marcus!
Finally, the “jewel” (i.e. fancy plastic) studded handle is tacky at best and tragic at worst because it reminds you of what you’re missing out on: a gorgeous stud in bed and some real stimulation.
It seems that this vibrator was designed by a man who thinks that he knows what women want, but who evidently does not. It’s reminiscent of the kind of guy who relies on his bling, rather than his oral skills, to win a woman over in the bedroom.
The Gold Digger vibe $20 from Babeland