Aries:
This month, you may wake up in bed with someone, look over at them, and think, whoa how’d I get here?! Your first instinct will be to get out of bed, find your underwear and shoes and run for the hills. But much as it is in your nature to move on and never look back, the cosmos are asking you to slow down and make sense of your current actions. Whether that person next to you be your partner for twenty years or a stranger you picked up at the bar last night, s/he is in YOUR bed because of YOUR decisions. Take a moment to think about your decision making and sit tight. Whoever you’re in bed with, it ain’t over yet.
Expect a surprise mid April as Mars, your ruler, enters Aries on April 22nd, Venus returns on the 24th. Maybe it will be a sexy stripper jumping out of a birthday cake!
Taurus:
You may be surprised when an old lover comes back into your life this month, dear Aries. You may use this as an opportunity to rekindle old flames, or if you’ve moved on, memories of the sex life you had with this past lover may bring inspiration into your current bedroom situation. In either case, this encounter will push you out of your sexual rut and your sensuality will be particularly lively and creative. Enjoy it!
Gemini:
You are going to be your typical Gemini, wishy-washy self this April, experiencing frequent changes of mind. You may have trouble deciding whether or not to continue on with a particular lover, or if you are single you may have too many options to choose from. You will also be hit with a stroke of inspiration this month, which, translated to bedroom romps, means some real creative sex play. Break out your sex toys and get crazy! A full Moon in Libra on April 9th brings a bit of romance. This would be a good night to enjoy a candle-lit dinner for two; and if you are single, watch out for an exciting encounter with a possible bed-mate on this particular evening.
Cancer:
You are a very busy bee this April, dear Cancer, and although at times you feel like you may be spinning your wheels when it comes to matters of the heart, you are definitely making headway. Your special someone is likely being quite demanding this month, and you may be feeling a wee bit distracted (by his or her very nice set of buns). Relax, you’ve got this. You’ve got access to a great deal of inner magic and should be able to charm the pants of just about anyone.
Leo:
There is a great sense of surreal excitement in the air for you this month, dear Leo. A rare and magical energy inspired by love and sex has the molecules in your mind colliding at full speed. Don’t let yourself be locked in by one lover or one sexual position. It’s time to let that inner sex kitten (or beast) out to play. Enjoy secret plans and scandalous bedroom activities, especially between April 9th and 15th. This is the perfect time for a “dangerous” romp in a public location. Just don’t get caught!
Virgo:
At the beginning of April, you may be feeling a little bit lonely. Not to worry, because when the Sun enters Taurus on the 19th, you will come careening into a more outgoing and social phase once more, washing those blues away. During the down time, take the opportunity to explore yourself, by yourself. Indulge in a little or a lotta solo play, so that by the time you are ready to get back out there amongst others, you’ll know what it takes to bring you to earth shattering orgasm. Share this important information with your new (or returning) partner!
Libra:
Diversity is the name of the game this month, dear Libra. You will find that your relationships and all of their diverse requirements will ask a lot from you over the next few weeks. With regards to your romantic partner, this means you will be experiencing something of a see-saw motion with him/her. Moments of rapture and love will give way to moments of great aggravation, which in turn will make way for amazing make-up sex and more moments of rapture of love. Try to keep your head on straight during this chaos by allowing yourself time to be alone to release some creative energy. This could be in the form of writing erotic stories…you may discover a new talent!
Scorpio:
Your mind is in the clouds this month, dear Scorpio. This lends to an interesting fantasy life filled with creative, romantic interludes and unusual sex games. If you have a few extra dollars, visit the lingerie store and purchase a sexy costume for yourself or your lover. Role playing will be especially exciting and accessible for you at this time. You’ll find it easy to get lost in character. Have you always wanted to play the part of a naughty student, or a relentless master/mistress? Now’s your time to shine.
Sagittarius:
Your sex partner may be nagging at you that you’ve been spending too much time on your career and not enough time on enjoying sex with him/her. You are going to have to try to see things from his/her perspective. Bring home a whole basket full of new sex toys as a surprise one evening to renew your sex life. This will bring both laughter and excitement to your tired bedroom atmosphere and will go a long way to fixing the situation. Don’t worry if it doesn’t all get resolved right away though. May has a whole lotta passion in store for you; you may just have to wait this dreary April out.
Capricorn:
The first half of April will be very combative for you, dear Capricorn. This means that you will find yourself involved in steamy, heated arguments that may lead to some very steamy, heated sexual encounters. The second half of April breaks way for some sweet romance. So lay down your boxing gloves and make sweet love. Time to learn a tantric trick or two.
Aquarius:
Mid-April, Mars joins your ruler, Uranus, in mystical Pisces, and it will literally rock your world. Your status quo will be set into a state of upheaval and things are going to change whether you like it or not. In the bedroom this could mean the arrival of a brand new lover, or be represented by a drastic shift in your sexual routine. Your current partner may reveal a sexual proclivity to you that is most surprising indeed. Whatever transpires, try to embrace the changes. It’s time to get creative and enjoy the ride.
Pisces:
It’s time to shed your disguises for a little while, dear Pisces. If your sex partner hasn’t been pleasing you in bed, stop stepping around the issue and let him/her know in no uncertain terms what pleases you. Although you will have to step out from your usual sweet cloak to tell your partner these things, make sure to do it in a way that doesn’t completely kill his or her ego. Bring a spanking paddle to the bedroom to get your point across.