Humorous Sex Essay
"Cum" a sex article by Al Harrington
Most
of the women I’ve been with didn’t seem to really think about cum. It
was just something they had to put up with as a result of sex. One
refused to get her mouth near it; giving me a blow job once, she used a
towel to cover my cock when I was ready to climax. She, like many of
the others, waited patiently after we had screwed, then went into the
bathroom to clean up almost immediately.
Danielle was so different.
Our
first sexual encounter was one night when we sat in her car outside the
apartment she shared with her boyfriend and made out. She let me get my
hand between her legs and after twenty minutes of that she had a climax
and then said, “Your turn.” She worked my cock out of my pants and then
sucked me off right there in the parking lot with Sam, her boyfriend,
not a hundred feet away. When she was finished, she licked me clean,
tucked me back in, and then sat up on the seat so we could kiss.
After
a long, tongue-entwined kiss she pulled back and said, “Your cum tastes
good.” I had never thought about taste, I just accepted the fact that
women gave blowjobs and, usually, swallowed the results. It never
dawned on me that there was a taste to it. Another thing was several
months later after taking care of me she sat up and we kissed and then
she said, “Do you know why I don’t mind sucking you off?”
I
had to admit that I didn’t and she said, “First of all, I love a man’s
cum. Second, that first time I did it you kissed me afterwards. A lot
of men won’t do that.”
I
was to find out that she did indeed love cum. Sprayed on her face,
boobs, stomach, back, feet, hands, ass, squirted into her mouth, pussy,
or ass, it didn’t matter. She just loved cum.
Years
later she told me a story that was a real eye-opener for me. “The first
time I had a threesome one of the guys did me and I sucked off the
other. Then, when I wanted to trade off, the second one asked me to
douche first because he didn’t want to do me with the other guy’s cum
inside me. That was the first time I realized that men even thought
about that and I used that as a payback several times over the years.”
When
I asked her what she meant she explained, “When I had a guy that was
being a real prick about something, I’d go out and get laid and go back
and do the prick, not telling him that I had someone else’s cum inside
me.” She giggled and I asked what she was thinking about. “Remember the
first time we did it? I mean actually had sex back at your apartment?”
When
I said that I did indeed remember our first time she went on, “Well,
that afternoon Sam had made a point of being all macho and telling me
how he was going to fuck my ears off when I got home. Sooooo, I did you
twice that evening and then went home and did him. He sounded so silly
saying how wet I was and how it must have been because I was thinking
about him all evening.” She laughed at that and then said, “He never
even knew it was because you had already come inside me twice just an
hour before.”
I
completely understand what she said about that first threesome because
I’m one of those men who doesn’t relish the idea of sticking something
(tongue, finger, or cock) into a woman when there’s another man’s cum
in there.
Would
any of you ladies care to satisfy my curiosity about something? Do you
like cream, cum, ejaculate, honey, jism, jizz, juice, secretions,
seed, semen, spunk? Do you like or even think about the taste? If your
lover squirts it on you, do you rub it in and/or play with it? Have you
ever had sex with a man while another man’s cum was inside you? If you
do it with a condom, do you want to play with it afterward? Have you
ever had a man refuse to kiss you after you gave him a blowjob? And
what every man wants to know -- do you swallow?
Originally published April 2009