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Your Bedroom Horoscope for February 2009

By: Zara

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Aries: 

You are going to be in the mood for alone time this February dear Aries. Romance and the pursuit of booty are going to take the wayside as you turn inward and work on some personal stuff that you’ve been neglecting.  This amounts to a lot of time at the gym or doing yoga and hours of creative masturbation.

 

Be careful that your self-absorption doesn’t offend your loved one though. If you are in a relationship it’s important that you remember the needs of your partner even as you go through this withdrawn period. Let him/her know that you still love them but for the moment you need to have some time for yourself. If you play your cards right you’ll come out of this temporary shell a better partner and lover.

 Taurus:

This February it’s extra important to take a vacation, enjoy a long weekend, or attend exciting events with your partner. Your sex-life will be rejuvenated by taking time away from the grind and grinding on your partner instead.

If you are committed, you and your partner will enjoy a particularly strong bond this month with plenty of sex and pillow talk.

If single you will find that others are especially attracted to you during this transiting Venus conjunction. This is a great time to open your hear and mind to others.

Gemini: 


This month take time to enjoy some great make-up sex. Tensions may have been rising high during the past few weeks, and now the surrounding energy is positive again. Take advantage of this time and enjoy the healing aspects of sexual contact. Your efforts will be greatly rewarded.

 

If you show your emotions openly, your partner will reciprocate. Now is a good time to allow your vulnerabilities to come through. Sometimes this makes for the most powerful orgasms.

 

If you are single, you will find yourself surrounded by people vying for your attention. Enjoy the attention!

 Cancer: 


Although your sexual energy is running on high this month, you’ll want to be sure not to overindulge by purchasing too many erotic accessories (lingerie, fuzzy cuffs etc). One or two items are all you need. Save your money and enjoy your horniness completely naked. The good news is that, unless you are paying for it ;), sex is FREE.

 Leo: 


You are going to be feeling especially expressive this month. Now would be a good time to reveal your emotions to your partner. Write him/her a love note, a poem, or an erotic story.

 

If you are not involved you may be inclined to hole up on your sofa with a vat of Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey ice cream and a pile of movies, but if you can muster your energy you should try to make a social appearance or two. This month you could meet someone who will make a very good sex-buddy indeed.

 

 

 Virgo: 


This month your sexual energy is so out of control that you may be prone to making some very bad decisions. This could amount to poor judgment in your choice of sex partners, or just acting in a disrespectful manner to the partner(s) you already have.  You are going to have to work very hard to control your sexual inner beast and use it to you (and your partner’s) advantage. Plenty of masturbation, morning sex, nooners and late night sex are in your near future. Just be sure not to bee-line to your own orgasm without consideration for your partner’s. If you are single it may be good to avoid one night stands in favor of a long term booty-call so you can steer clear of really bad choices and avoid potentially disastrous results.

 Libra: 


Relax, take your time in the bedroom this month dear Libra. Now is not the time to rush to orgasm. Sex is so much more than a few minutes of grinding between the sheets. Set aside a few leisurely Sunday afternoons to experiment sex to its fullest potential with yourself and/or your partner. Try incorporating something new into your games: costumes, toys, striptease. Have fun!

 Scorpio: 


Did you know that sex isn’t only about physical penetration? It’s also about psychological penetration. Yes that’s right penetrating the mind. This is a good lesson for you this month dear Scorpio as chances are you’ve been looking at your sex partner(s) as a vehicle of pleasure rather than a complete and interesting human being. If you are single and have been coupling with people just to add notches to your belt, you may consider trying to go on a real date and learning a little something about these people. If you are in a relationship, you may have been taking your sex life for granted. Now is the time to reconnect to the person who you have been with for all this time.

 Sagittarius: 


You are going to be feeling rather capricious this month dear Sagittarius. If you are in a relationship your poor partner may be a little confused by your constant mood changes and hot and cold moments in the bedroom. You may need to spend a little more time alone than usual; the trick is to find a balance between what you want and what your partner wants. Perhaps now would be the time to try some role play, you may feel refreshed if your normally blonde haired girl comes to the bedroom in a brunette wig and latex costume.

 

If you are currently single you may enjoy a fleeting romance. But be careful – this is not a long lasting relationship as it has been established based off of superficial reasons. He or she is probably just really, really gorgeous.

 Capricorn: 


Subtlety and romance are the name of the game this February. It’s the small details that matter most. Making the bed, buying roses, a kind word on a sticky note – these are the things that will drive your partner wild with desire. Avoid being overly aggressive, coming on too strong, or shouting out proclamations of love just now. 

 

If you are single there is a good chance you will meet someone very special this month. It could be a future mate or just a very good friend – with benefits.

 

 

Aquarius: 

Try not to drive your partner crazy this month with your neediness. You don’t need him/her to tell you look amazing in that dress if you already know that you do. And just because s/he isn’t in the mood for sex tonight, doesn’t mean that there is something wrong with you. It’s really important for you to feel confident about yourself from within and not to rely on others to supply this confidence for you.  Sometimes filming yourself masturbating or at least watching yourself in the mirror while you do it is a great ego boost. Try it!

 Pisces: 


Lucky you Pisces, romance is definitely in the air this month…and lots and lots of sex! This is a great month for romantic dates followed by sex, romantic vacations filled with sex and romantic events topped by sex. If you are single this is an ideal month to meet a special someone…and have sex with them!

 

 


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