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Your Bedroom Horoscope for January 2009

By: Zara

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Aries: March 21 - April 19

Your desire to be sexually free is particularly strong this January dear Aries. Be careful of these tendencies if you are in a monogamous relationship, you are at risk of offending your partner. If your partner is open to the idea this would be the month to explore a sex club or to watch porns together that feature group sex.

If you are single, this month you will find yourself open to multiple sexual encounters. Now is not the time to establish a relationship. It is  your libido, not your heart in the driver’s seat this month.

 Taurus: April 20 - May 20

Your desire for affection is powerful this month. This is a great time to express your love for your partner in a sweet and respectful way. Write a love poem and send it with flowers to his/her workplace or cook a romantic dinner for two followed by a massage. However if you let your passions control you, it may have a smothering affect on your partner – especially if your relationship is new or if your object of affection is a simply a crush.  Try not to get mistaken for a stalker in those instances.

Gemini: May 21 - June 20


Your sex life is complicated right now. Maybe there is a difference between what your sex life IS right now and what you want it to be. You may have too many options with numerous partners vying for your attention. Or on the flip side you may be experiencing a lack of affections which is driving you crazy. Whatever is complicating your sex life is most likely a product of over thinking your situation dear Gemini. Try to let go and be content with what you have today. Express yourself openly in the bedroom, with your partner or by yourself, and your reality will soon match your desires. Live your best to love your best.


 Cancer: June 21 - July 22


The harmonious aspect of transiting Mars to Pluto generates an increase of your sexual energy. Simply put you are feeling especially horny this month dear Cancer. Luckily you will also be feeling confident and attractive, and you should have no problem satisfying your urges. However be careful that you respect your partner’s feelings. Your hyperactive libido will be driving you to be extra sexually indulgent and you may forget that sex isn’t only about the physical aspect, but that there is an emotional aspect as well. Whatever you do don’t “hit it and quit it”.

  Leo: July 23 - August 22


Love is in the air this January. If you are single, this month you are likely to find that special, yummy someone you’ve been dreaming about. If you have an object of affection, now would be the time to ask him/her out for a drink and see where it leads. If you are already in a relationship, now is the time to reaffirm your feelings for them.  This is a great month for new loves, reaffirmations of longtime loves, engagement and marriage. And of course it is an excellent month for some mind-blowing, orgasm inducing, rocket-launching SEX. Enjoy!

  Virgo: August 23 - September 22 


For the time being you are in great need of emotional security and stability. It is advisable that if you aren’t currently in a relationship that you abstain from sex for the next few weeks. You really need to take some time to center yourself and give yourself a great deal of self-care. Bubble baths, yoga, massages, manicures, pedicures and plenty of masturbation is on the menu for you this month dear Virgo. If you are in a relationship be sure to work out any emotional hindrances that may be coming between you and your partner. After a few weeks of emotional housekeeping you’ll be ready to rock and roll between the sheets again and it will be better than ever!

 Libra: September 23 - October 22

 

This month’s theme is communication dear Libra. You will awaken with a clarity about your sexual needs that you haven’t had in a long while. Now is the time to express your fantasies clearly and concisely to your partner. This doesn’t necessarily mean talking; actions speak louder than words. Why don’t you buy some new and exotic sex toys and lay them out on the bed after a particularly romantic date night? Or take your partner to that sex club you read about.

If you are single you may want to spend some time journaling about what you are seeking in  your sex-life. As the ancient Egyptian saying says, “to write something down is to make it come true.” 

Have you always wanted a Dominant slave-master? A wild romantic? An orgy? Whatever your desires, now is the time to make them known.

 Scorpio: October 23 - November 21


Pillow talk is going to be particularly important this month. You may have been unwittingly using your partner for sex and then promptly turning over to fall asleep, or sneaking out the back door! Break the habit of disrespect and spend a little more time getting to know your sex partner.

If you are in a relationship it’s time to air out the closet and fix any feelings of distrust that may have risen in your relationship. This could be tricky, but the end result will be a stronger bond and a heightened sexual connection.

 Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21


You are going to be feeling simultaneously more direct and more spontaneous in your sexual relationships. This means you will feel comfortable asking for what you want and taknig what you need. This is the perfect time to pull your partner into that airplane toilet to initiate each other into the mile-high club. The astrological aspect from January 10th until the end of the month generates a certain need for freedom and individualism, this may be difficult for your partner if s/he is prone to jealousy. For the single Sagittarius this will be a most delightful month indeed. In either case many exciting sexual experiences await. 

 Capricorn: December 22 - January 19


You are going to be feeling both horny and bossy this January dear Capricorn. This could be an excellent combination if your partner is willing to explore a little bit of BDSM with you. However if your partner isn’t into that scene s/he could construe you as having an oversized ego and be completely turned off. The key is to balance your desires with those of your partner. Be sure to masturbate frequently to sate your over flow of sexual energy.

  Aquarius: January 20 - February 18


You are feeling unusually romantic this month Aquarius. The first half of the month be prepared to enjoy a wealth of romantic and sexual experiences with your partner. If you are single it is quite possible that you may meet someone very special. This could happen during a cultural event, a party, or on a trip. You may expect to encounter a very elegant and refined individual with whom you can start a sexy and romantic long term relationship.  With all the love in the air, you will find that your have a super active sex drive right now. Expect a higher number of “nooners” lots of morning sex and some all nighters too!

  Pisces: February 19 - March 20


With a raging sex drive you may find yourself being more impulsive than usual this January. This can mean an eclectic and thoughtless choice of partners or if you are in a relationship you may divert this recklessness into spending extravagances and other superfluous behavior.

Try to balance your impulses by taking time to meditate and relax. Stay home with your partner and explore the art of tantric sex. If you are single, read some erotica and enjoy some sexy quiet  time.

 


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