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Your Bedroom Horoscope for December, 2008

By: Zara

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Aries: March 21st - April 19th



A disharmonious aspect of transiting Uranus to Moon could bring important changes in your sexual relationship.You may lose one partner and gain another, or your long term partner may go through a sexual revolution that causes him/her to seem like a new person. It could be as superficial as him/her introducing a costume and a wig to the bedroom, or as profound as him/her leaving you for a new life on a new continent. These changes can be quite sudden, and you will have to exercise self-control and be quite flexible to keep from losing your cool when these circumstances arise.

In order to not get sidelined by these rapid changes you'll want to be sure to keep your communication lines open. It would be preferable for your partner to tell you about his/her prediliction for cross-dressing rather than just surprising you with it! Holiday stress is at the root of your unstable sexual situation right now, the best way to stabilize this is to take time for relaxation and outdoor fun. Snowboarding and naked hottubbing, or your variation of outdoor relaxation will do your body good.




 Taurus: April 20th - May 20th




December is an important time for you to take stock of your material life dear Taurus. Concerns about finances or career may be negatively impacting your sex and love relationships. You need to balance your love life with your fiscal life this month and offer romantic interludes that don't cost you a fortune. Try staying at home and cooking a romantic dinner for two, rather than taking your partner out to that five-star restaurant. A bubble bath and a massage at home will be as well appreciated as a couple's massage at a fancy spa.

Around December 24th - December 26th, you may find yourself overcome by an inexplicable jealous streak. Be careful not to let your imagination get out of control. You may be turning your partner's harmless flirting at the holiday party into something much bigger than it really is. Take some time to reflect on what's really going on, you may just be feeling a bit stressed out by all the activities this month brings.



 Gemini: May 21st - June 20th



During the short time of the disharmonious aspect of transiting Venus to Venus from December 10th - December 12th you will experiencing intense bouts of pouting and self-pity. All this because you aren't getting your way in the bedroom. If your partner isn't delivering the orgasms for you, stop whining about it and break out your favorite sex toys. You have to understand that your orgasms are not the sole responsibility of your lover.

This month you will want to spend a lot of time relaxing and enjoying sexual escapades...possibly to excess. Don't forget that you still have real responsibilities to tend to outside of the comfort of your bedroom. You will have to strike a balance between your sexual needs and your practical life.

The aspect from December 26th - December 28th may bring with it a brief conflict in your love relationship - most likely caused by sexual frustration. This is the time to review your sexual wants and needs and make sure that your partner is on the same page as you are. You may find that s/he is more than happy to give you more oral sex, you just have to ask!






 Cancer: June 21st - July 22nd




Thanks to the harmonious aspect of transiting Mars to Venus from December 1st - December 4th your sex life will be especially exciting. Your sensual energy will be through the roof and your orgasms will flow freely. If your partner can't keep up with your sexual excitement, or if you are single, you can channel this energy into some intense masturbation sessions. New toys, videos, or erotic stories will come in very handy this month.

If that weren't enough, a second harmonious aspect between Venus and Moon from December 22nd - December 24th escalates your romantic and fantasy life. Your imagination will go wild and your partner will be up for any adventure you come up with. Now is the time to draw your lover into the coat room at that holiday party and have your way with him/her. If you are single, your chances of scoring with that sexy someone you spotted at the other end of the room are very good. Whatever you desire, now is the time to make it happen.





 Leo: July 23rd - August 22nd




During the brief astrological aspect from December 3rd - December 5th your sensuality and sexual desire and charisma are intense. Your sex life is enhanced by an especially creative fantasy life. This is a great time to connect with your current partner on exceedingly intimate levels, or to find a new partner to explore.

A harmonious aspect of transiting Venus to Venus from December 1st - December 12th brings expansion of love. After sharing some unique and titillating sexual experiences earlier in the month, now is the time to allow yourself to share intimate feelings of love and passion. Expect a very satisfying sex life during this time.

A disharmonious aspect of transiting Sun to Venus from December 25th - December 26th brings with it an ever increasing sexual energy dear Leo. As if you haven't had enough sex this month, suddenly your desires overflow to excess. Beware of these desires for they can bring with them poor decisions like cheating on your partner, or bringing home a string of unsavory suitors. Try to check these whims and curb them into postiive outlets like dancing, flirting and doting on your special someone.




  Virgo: August 23rd - September 22nd




A harmonious astrological aspect of transiting Jupiter to Pluto from last month of November continues until December 8th and will activate your sentimental, sensuous and vital energies. In other words you are one hot piece right now and everyone wants a taste of you. Your confidence and personal magnetism are through the roof. You may have noticed a few more admirers than usual, or your partner may be giving you extra affection. Don't let all of this attention go to your head though, dear Virgo. Be sure to give back this energy to those who deserve it by way of compliments, smiles, and lots and lots of sex.

The astrological aspect from December 22nd until the beginning of next month will bring down the sexual energy a notch in favor of your deeper emotional needs. Your desire for pillow talk and spooning will be strong at this time. If you are single, take these days to relax and reflect about what you are seeking.




 Libra: September 23rd -October 22nd




This harmonious aspect of transiting Mars to Pluto from December 4th - December 7th gives you a super-drive libido this December dear Libra. Your confidence and personal magnetism are increased and you'll find that attracting who and/or what you want is easier than ever right now. Use this power for good, not evil, and you will find December to be very pleasant indeed. Have you had your eye on a sexy coworker, well now is the time to ask him/her out. Has your lover been neglecting your orgasms lately? Well now is the time to have him/her rock your world, repeatedly.


During this time you can ask for everything and anything you want, but be sure to also listen to the needs of those around you. You need to strike a balance between your desires and the desires of your lover. It is through a thoughtful and passionate give and take that the best sex-lives arise.




 Scorpio: October 23rd - November 21st



A harmonious astrological aspect of transiting Jupiter to Pluto from December 8th - December 17th will activate your sentimental side dear Scorpio. You will be feeling rather more generous than usual and people will be blown away by your smile, charm and your prowess in the bedroom.

If you are single and interested in a relationship, now is the time to be on the lookout for a very good catch. If you are in a relationship, now would be a great time to plan an exotic trip that will deepen your bonds.

A disharmonious aspect of transiting Mars to Pluto from December 18th - December 21st greatly increases yoursex drive. Your passions may be running so high that it will be difficult for your partner to keep up. You may need to soften your raging need by masturbating in your alone time - then you can bring whatever sexual energy is left in you to the bedroom, it may still be more than your partner can handle. Be nice!



 


  Sagittarius: November 22nd - December 21st




The astrological aspect from the beginning of December until December 15th generates a great need for emotional stability. Your attention has been focused on work, the holidays and other preoccupations, so you are going to have to make a concerted effort to focus some of your energy on your partner. S/he is beginning to feel very neglected and this could have negative consequences in the bedroom (the cold shoulder affect) and in the long term health of the relationship. Try to avoid this problem by spending some time doting on your partner -- even a few moments of passionate kissing will do wonders to alleviate the stress. You musn't wait until after the holidays to pay attention to your lover, it will be too late. Just make a commitment to do something nice for him or her daily--flowers, kisses, foot rubs--all of this will go a long way to keeping things healthy. If you are unattached, be sure to spend some time for yourself so you don't lose sight of your priorities and get lost in the bustle.





  Capricorn: December 22nd - January 19th




In the early part of December you will feel the wonderous freedom that comes with a lack of sexual inhibitions. Suddenly you feel comfortable in your naked skin, so much so that you may find yourself cleaning the house or cooking in the nude. Your personal self-doubts take a refreshing hiatus during this fancy-free period and hopefully you will discover you love this sense of inhibition so much that it will carry with you into the bedroom and beyond. Your partner will definitely benefit from the spontanaeity that this playful inhibition engenders.




 Aquarius January 20th - February 18th



This astrological aspect of transiting Pluto to Moon throughout the month of December will set off an intense emotional experience. You are going to get in touch with your feelings dear Aquarius, and this may feel a bit new to you. Typically you have no qualms with galavanting around having sex with whomever you wish, while never fully allowing yourself to become emotionally attached. This month however that pattern is going to take a bit of a reprieve and suddenly you are going to understand what it means to allow your emotions into your sex life. This could result in you dropping your string of meaningless lovers in favor of the one who genuinely appreciates you. Or this could simply mean that you will be more eager and willing to say "I love you" when you might otherwise shy away from those words. Just try not too get too mushy too quickly, this could scare off your date.


 

  Pisces: February 19th - March 20th



During the first few days of the month of December you may experience a small misunderstanding with your partner. Don't let this disagreement get the best of you dear Pisces, instead of withholding sex, smooth things over more quickly with some great make-up sex!

You are likely to be extra emotional and even more spontaneous than usual this month. This could be a good thing if you use it wisely to create enjoyable dates and sexual scenarios to share with your partner. But beware of acting too abruptly and trying to drag your partner through too many twists and turns in the imagination. If you commit to giving your partner an oral orgasm, you are best to follow through with it first before moving on to your next impulse. Your partner may not appreciate your sudden changes of mind and energy shifts. So be respectful!




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