Beloved Readers,
There is a reason why some people become writers and
editors. They are usually quiet souls who prefer to spend time alone or with
close family and friends. These are not the people who enjoy being in the
limelight, they are not models or actors or public speakers or sales people. They
spend hours upon hours shrouded in words, bringing those writings forth as the
primary reflection of their personalities.
We are among these writer types! We chose this occupation of
writing and editing for a reason. Being shy, introverted and generally quiet,
we started Oysters & Chocolate as a way to do what we love in the privacy
of our own homes.
But now! We are
being forced to “come out of the closet!" Our dear little website has taken over and is
thrusting us on stage. It’s been a whirlwind of activity lately with magazine
and podcast interviews, and our first ever radio appearance; and the press
keeps on knocking. We have this sneaking
suspicion that this is going to bring us to the most dreaded of all media
formats…television. Perhaps this is why
Samantha has been practicing yoga day after day and Jordan
has hired a personal trainer to tone her booty into a sculpture-worthy
tush.
We hope that you will still love us as we gain publicity and
a bit of notoriety. Please know that
whatever happens, we will always and forever be your quiet erotica editors happily
positioned behind the scenes at Oysters and Chocolate. After all, at heart, we
only want to do what we’ve been doing all along: publishing the best
erotica on the web.
Love,
Jordan & Samantha

Originally published August, 2008