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Will I Go to Hell for Being a Sex Fiend?

By: Jordan LaRousse

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Dear Jordan,

About a year ago I went through a divorce with my husband of 17 years (he was having an affair). I’m a 45 year-old woman with two kids in high-school. I got married pretty young and had kids pretty young. I’ve always been really responsible, am a member of the PTAC at the kids’ school, go to church, and I work as a case worker for troubled juveniles. The problem is that recently I’ve noticed, for the past four months or so, I’ve been very sexual. I have an ongoing secretive, sex-relationship with one of the kid’s soccer coaches (he is single), I had sex with this guy who I met at a grocery store randomly, I’ve been chatting dirty talk with strangers online, I’m watching porn movies, I’m on your site every day…the list of my dirty deeds goes on and on and on. 

Honestly I’m worried I might go to hell. I’m guessing you aren’t religious. But do you think my behavior is outrageous? Am I being completely irresponsible as a mother and a woman?

Feeling Guilty

 

Dear Guilty,

You, my dear, are guilty of nothing but expressing your healthy, God-given sexuality. The fact that you were in a marriage with a man who was ultimately having an affair leads me to believe that you probably weren’t getting the sexual attention that you deserved. You’ve got some catching up to do! 

Let’s break this down:

“I have an ongoing secretive, sex-relationship with one of the kid’s soccer coaches”-- Well, lucky you! It’s always great to have a fuck-buddy to turn to in your time of single, horny need. It’s a good choice to keep it a secret as well. Your kids probably wouldn’t feel too comfortable with the idea of mom and the soccer coach getting it on. As long as you can keep the relationship under wraps and enjoy the sex, I say go for it!

“I had sex with this guy who I met at a grocery store randomly” -- No problem here, having sex with a stranger can be very exciting. God knows I’ve enjoyed my fair share of these encounters. The important thing here is to ALWAYS practice safer sex (i.e. use a condom EVERY time).  Also be sure to follow your intuition. Don’t bed anyone who you feel could be a danger to you in any way.

“I’ve been chatting dirty talk with strangers online” -- Well, that’s the safest sex available! Dirty chat is a great way to enhance your masturbation sessions. Just be sure not to share your personal information (full name, address, etc.) with any of these online, sex-chat-only types. Also, never send a nude photograph of you that shows any identifying features (your face, for example), as this can come back to bite you later (oh, say, if it were posted somewhere online). You need to fully understand that you don’t really know who these people are. They could be anyone. If you understand that, and don’t mind it so long as the chattin’ is getting you off, then you should be okay to type (and vibe) away.

“I’m watching porn movies” -- Hooray for you! There’s no harm here!

“I’m on your site every night" -- Well, we are truly flattered. Thank you so much for keeping us in your sexual rotation, and we hope that you continue to come (pun intended) again and again.

“Honestly, I’m worried I might go to Hell. I’m guessing you aren’t religious.” -- Nope, I’m not religious, but I am spiritual and am quite confident that God does not consider a healthy sexual appetite to be a sin. I’m not going to send you a “get out of hell free” certificate as we are discussing your own personal belief system, but I will say that what you are doing is of no harm to others, and of no harm to yourself as long as you are safe and responsible about your actions. If I did believe in Hell, I’d think they’d be more interested in collecting the souls of murderers, rapists, and thieves than some sweet, kind, and caring woman who has newly recovered her sexual self and is happily exploring her desires.

“Am I being completely irresponsible as a mother and a woman?” -- As long as you are providing for your children and giving them all the love they could need, you are not an irresponsible mother. And as far as being a woman is concerned, good job for becoming a responsible keeper of your own sexuality.

Have fun!

Jordan


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Originally published July, 2008

 

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