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Your Sexy Horoscope for July, 2008

By: Madame Lucie

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The new moon falls on July 2nd; the Full Moon falls on July 18th.

Aries: March 21st - April 19th
Aries women are proactive and bold. They are usually the leader of the pack, perpetually frisky and uninhibited. In the bedroom, Aries women like to be in charge of the carnal action.

Your ruling planet Mars is in perfectionist Virgo, and the combination will bring out the dominant side of you. Suddenly, you’ll find yourself incredibly focused and in the mood for discipline. You’ll realize the importance of a well-placed slap of the paddle and you’ll come to value the work you do on your partner. Embrace that inner dominatrix, leather corset and all, and let her play. Your partner, while gasping for breath, will thank you for it!

Taurus: April 20th - May 20th
The Lady Bulls strive to give a perfect performance between the sheets, and are known for their legendary sexual stamina; they like to go again and again. They are everyone's best friend, loyal to the core, and laid back.

Love and power are the elements at the forefront of your sex life this month. You’ll see the world, and your romantic interests, through rose-colored glasses. And when the sun sets, and it’s time to rest those glasses on the nightstand, your sexual power will come into play. You’ll gently but firmly guide your partner through the steps that will culminate in a series of mind-blowing Os!

Gemini: May 21st - June 21st
Who couldn't help but love a Gemini? The dualistic creatures are all about having fun, and are, without exception, the girl in the middle of the room and in the middle of whatever might be going on. However, while she might seem to be tough and outgoing, Gemini women have a very sensitive side, which comes out especially in her sexual relationships. Geminis are vulnerable and eager lovers.

The heat is hard to beat this July, which will change your sexual habits. Luckily, the stars having you feeling extra-creative. Rather than lazy afternoons spent in bed, you and your partner will indulge in secret skinny dips in the neighbor’s pool. Too hot and sweaty for morning sex, you’ll spend hours in the showers. At times, it will even be too hot for sex in the evening, but you’ll switch it up with fun feeding sessions in front of the fridge – Kim Basinger-Micky Rourke style.

Cancer: June 22nd - July 22nd
The "Crabby Lady" is full of surprises and sexual mystery... one minute she's shy, and the next, she's dressed in her favorite black leather and carrying a whip. But whether she's assuming the missionary position or indulging in a little BDsM, the Cancer woman is always thoughtful, especially to her lovers.

Happy birthday Cancer women! July is a month of communication for the Cancer lady. Sweet pillow-talk, flirtatious IMing, and down-and-dirty, fuck-me-now demands will all be on the menu. At times, your sexual ardor and excitement will try and get the better of you, leaving you speechless, but it’s important to take a moment, hold off on that orgasm for one more beat, and express yourself as clearly as possible. Your verbal clarity will ensure some amazing oral action, followed by even more delicious feats.

Leo: July 23rd - August 22nd
Like the Lioness that she is, the Leo woman wants a partner who will devote 100 percent of his or her erotic energy in the bedroom. She has a rich fantasy life, filled with naughty details. Because of this, is a star in the bedroom and has a natural talent for getting things extra hot and exciting. The Lioness is never shy, and is always happy to show a little (or a lot of) skin.

Happy birthday to you July Leos! Money is going to be a stressor this month, and the best way to deal with it is to leave it at the bedroom door. As the monetary screws tighten, I recommend tightening your thigh and Kegel muscles. Want to scream about work and bite your boss? I recommend screaming into your lover’s ear and biting into your pillow. If you weather through the financial storm using the best stress-relief out there, the end of the month will have you feeling sunny and warm and back on track. And your sex-life will be all the better for it.

Virgo: August 23rd - September 22nd
Virgos are highly perceptive women and are wonderful at reading their lovers' naughty thoughts. Chic and stylish, Virgos are also perfectionists and intuitive. The Virgo woman likes to take turns directing the erotic action in the bedroom.

Mars enters your sign on July 1st and will reside there until well into August, bringing heat and impulsiveness into your life. Usually calm, collected and focused, I recommend you embrace the passion of Mars and let him transform you, if only for a little while. You’ll find yourself well outside your usual sexual boundaries, and you’ll be giggling and coming with glee for it.

Libra: September 23rd - October 22nd
Ever the romantic, the Libra Lady likes to set the mood in the bedroom with relaxing scents, satin sheets and candles. She loves slow, soft caresses and she's an expert at the perfect kiss.

July promises a fresh start in life and in the bedroom as Venus and Jupiter work together with the new moon to provide inspiration and lofty goals. As you work hard and gain momentum in your career, the confidence and success will spill over into your sex life. Now is the time to trust your instincts and follow your own lead. Your lover, excited by your exuberance, may try to take the reigns. It’s important that you are the one in charge of the tie-me-ups, tie-me-downs, touch-me-heres and fuck-me-nows!

Scorpio: October 23rd - November 21st
The Scorpio has a super-sized libido. Turning her lover on is one of the Scorpio Lady's greatest turn-ons. She is strong, determined and painfully honest, and she's also very passionate. Scorpio is the most sexually charged sign.

Sex does not equal love, although it may seem that way this month. You’ll feel uber-passionate, and romantic opportunities will present themselves at every turn. Sex will be over-the-top for you, whether you’re taken or not. Just be sure to remember not to make promises you can’t keep while in that “yes-yes-YES!” moment. Temper your passions with common sense this month, and you’ll be good to go-go-GO.

Sagittarius: November 22nd - December 21st
Sag ladies are playful and fun, and rarely go by the book, especially when between the sheets. They are on the go, upbeat and adventurous, always up for last-minute travel and they have wonderful senses of humor.

You’ll be tempted to overindulge in everything sensual this month, and you may make flirtatious promises that you just can’t keep. Whether you’re leading on a certain someone who you know you’ll never sleep with, or you promise yourself that you’ll squirt for the first time, know that you should take a step back and simply enjoy what you have. Don’t worry about overcomplicating your sex life this month – you can dream big, but keep your feet in the bed.

Capricorn: December 22nd - January 19th
Capricorns are perfectionists when it comes to sex. They feel that they must be their lover's best. Always cool and collected, Capricorns are classy and determined people.

Your sex life will become truly intimate this month, and you’ll enjoy the exquisite physical fruits that only intimacy can provide. You’ll allow that certain someone to touch you in places you never thought you would and to do things to you that you never thought possible. In turn, you’ll blossom sexually.

Aquarius: January 20th - February 18th
Aquarians are incredibly inventive in the bedroom, constantly coming up with carnally creative ideas. Aquarian women are full of erotic enthusiasm, and are independent and very open minded.

Similar the Capricorn ladies, July will be a month of intimacy for you. Sex will lose its luster unless accompanied by a more emotional connection. If you don’t have the intimacy you seek, lay low sexually. If you do find the spiritual and emotional links you crave, sex will heighten what you feel.

Pisces: February 19th - March 20th
Pisces as lovers are incredibly intense. They want to merge body and soul in their sexual relationships, and are very sensual. Pisces women enjoy sexual role-playing and crave great oral affection.

Vigorous activity and the outdoors play important roles in your sex life this month. You can look forward to marathon sessions of humping, grinding, licking and sucking; all-nighters that leave you exhausted in the morning; and trysts in the woods that only add to your sexual desires.


Originally published July, 2008

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