For those of you who have read my prior articles featuring sexy clothing boutiques and other moderately smutty stuff, you may be shocked that I’m about to write a review on a site featuring exclusively gigantic, black cocks plunging into the pussies and assholes of white porn stars. I’m talking about BlacksonBlondes.com. I must confess that I spent an hour on this site the other night and masturbated feverishly the entire time. I’m usually the type of girl who masturbates under the covers with her eyes closed, while remembering encounters with past lovers or fantasizing about potential encounters with future lovers. So for me to curl up in bed with my laptop filled pixel to pixel with gigantic (and I mean GIGANTIC) cocks, well yes that was a departure from the usual for me. I guess I just spiced up my solo sex life!
In case you can’t tell by the above description, this site (presented by the dastardly crew at Dogfart.com) is what is typically described as HARD-CORE PORN. This site is not intended for anyone who is offended by pornography on any level. There is nothing even slightly demure or sexy about it, but it is undeniably raw and extremely sexual and a really, really big fucking turn-on.
What’s hot: It’s interracial – there is just something so hot about the contrast of dark and light skin (and not all the women are blondes, they have redheads and brunettes too). The site features almost exclusively giant cock, the kind of which you would rarely, if ever, find in your typical sexual encounters – but which makes for a helluva fantasy (I’m not sure if I could really hop on top of one of those monsters in real life though). One particularly giant cock belongs to my favorite male adult film star - Jack Napier (yum!). The raunchiness continues with incredible, jaw dropping, group sex scenes where the porn stars, stretched to the limit, take cock in both holes and sometimes their mouths, simultaneously. Holy hotness – what girl doesn’t fantasize about a crazy double or triple penetration session? The guys are in good shape, they don’t have hairy bellies, and they have very, very nice muscle definition. The girls are also, on the whole, easy on the eyes.
What’s not hot: In some scenes the guys look bored (especially if they are just sitting there watching another guy take his turn on the pussy parade). Some of the porn stars just aren’t very impressive at giving head – granted the cocks are huge, but they’ve got to do more than just lick the tip, right? And in some scenes the girls look like they are in pain and aren’t quite enjoying the massive penetration (I mean, seriously, some women just aren’t designed to take 20 pounds of cock in one fucking).
There is one star in particular, though, a blonde Russian girl, who is AMAZING to watch as she gets double-penetration. The way she gets so into the scene and cries out in ecstasy, looking at the camera sweaty and obviously elated, well it makes me really, really want to join the party. I had to watch that video over and over again it was so hot.
I will definitely be visiting this site again soon. I think I’d better go online first and upgrade my dildo to a super size model.
Originally published May, 2008