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Your Sexy Horoscope for February, 2008

By: Madame Lucie

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Happy Valentine’s Day, to all of our lovers out there! There will be an Annular Solar Eclipse on February 7th, which will be visible from the Southern regions of the Pacific Ocean and Antarctica. A total lunar eclipse will fall on February 21st, and will be perfectly placed for observers throughout most of the Americans and Western Europe. Check your personal horoscopes to see if and how these will affect you!

And as many astrologically-aware people know, Mercury went into retrograde on January 29th, causing technologically-specific problems. Oysters & Chocolate was hit hard, and many of you may have noticed problems in your own lives as well. Unfortunately, Mercury is in retrograde until February 18th, but things should be getting better as everyone picks up the pieces and pulls their technological lives back together.

Aries ~ March 21st - April 19th

Aries women are proactive and bold. They are usually the leader of the pack, perpetually frisky and uninhibited. In the bedroom, Aries women like to be in charge of the carnal action.


Aries women, February is the month to keep things light in the bedroom and out. Enjoy the distraction that sex can be, play with your partner(s), and don’t attach too much importance to what goes on between you physically. If you become too serious or too intense, or even make emotional agreements with your lover, you’ll find yourself feeling that you bit off more than you can handle. Keep the biting to the nipples, lips and skin, and avoid the emotional depths.


Taurus ~ April 20th - May 20th

The Lady Bulls strive to give a perfect performance between the sheets, and are known for their legendary sexual stamina; they like to go again and again. They are everyone's best friend, loyal to the core, and laid back.

The first eclipse of the month falls in your tenth house of career – and will mark very positive changes for your job, including more responsibilities. The best way to celebrate your upward-moving career is a little downward motion in the bedroom! The second eclipse will mark an increase in sexual creativity. You’ll find yourself playing with new body parts and new toys – enjoy!

Gemini ~ May 21st - June 21st

Who couldn't help but love a Gemini? The dualistic creatures are all about having fun, and are, without exception, the girl in the middle of the room and in the middle of whatever might be going on. However, while she might seem to be tough and outgoing, Gemini women have a very sensitive side, which comes out especially in her sexual relationships. Geminis are vulnerable and eager lovers.

The Aquarius Solar Eclipse on February 7th will illuminate your 9th House of Higher Truth. You’ll experience inspiring views of a more fulfilling future, regarding both your love life and life outside of the bedroom. The close proximity of idealistic Neptune and intellectual Mercury to this Sun-Moon alignment will inspire images and feelings that are hard to put into words. Allow them to wash over you – wherever you are. These unspoken dreams will blossom for you in your professional life. And if you are fortunate enough to have the little muses come dancing while in the bedroom, it will make for some of the most creative and connecting sex of your life! You’re going to be especially thoughtful this month – embrace your inspiration without pushing it – it will create amazing physical intimacy as well as success.

Cancer ~ June 22nd - July 22nd

The "Crabby Lady" is full of surprises and sexual mystery... one minute she's shy, and the next, she's dressed in her favorite black leather and carrying a whip. But whether she's assuming the missionary position or indulging in a little BDsM, the Cancer woman is always thoughtful, especially to her lovers.

Your sex life will be cast in a pink hue this month – perfect for celebrating Valentine’s Day. You’ll find yourself lounging around the bedroom, lover in hand. Look forward to cocktails in front of the fire followed by late nights between the sheets. After your lover ravishes you again in the morning, don’t stress out about being late for work. This is your month to truly revel and enjoy the sexual arts. And the first 19 days of mind-blowing sex will lay the necessary groundwork to weather a lovers’ spat that may arise during the second eclipse. You’ll handle this with ease and grace, and you’ll be back in the bedroom in no time.

Leo ~ July 23rd - August 22nd

Like the Lioness that she is, the Leo woman wants a partner who will devote 100 percent of his or her erotic energy in the bedroom. She has a rich fantasy life, filled with naughty details. Because of this, is a star in the bedroom and has a natural talent for getting things extra hot and exciting. The Lioness is never shy, and is always happy to show a little (or a lot of) skin.

February will have you feeling enmeshed with your lover. As you delve deeper into a relationship, you’ll have a hard time coming up for air, both physically and mentally. It will be important for you to spend some time by yourself in order to ensure that your personal needs are met. Don’t let your own desires go by the wayside in your haste to please another – make sure that he (or she) spends as much time as necessary kissing your nipples and going down on you. Mid-month you’ll become incredibly sexually energized, and if you’ve kept your head about you, you’ll be ready to kick your sex life up a notch. Enjoy!

Virgo ~ August 23rd - September 22nd

Virgos are highly perceptive women and are wonderful at reading their lovers' naughty thoughts. Chic and stylish, Virgos are also perfectionists and intuitive. The Virgo woman likes to take turns directing the erotic action in the bedroom.

Venus will join forces with confident Jupiter in your 5th House of Love and Romance on February 1st. For the entire first half of February, you’ll enjoy flirtation, romance and snuggley, cuddly sex. Capricorn will keep you slightly cautious until the 15th – but then your confidence will truly come into its own. You’ll find yourself demanding acts and energy from your lover that he or she may have a hard time delivering. Don’t waiver – insist on playing that game that might make him or her nervous, demand that last orgasm. In the end, it will make for a very adventurous and pleasurable month.

Libra ~ September 23rd -October 22nd

Ever the romantic, the Libra Lady likes to set the mood in the bedroom with relaxing scents, satin sheets and candles. She loves slow, soft caresses and she's an expert at the perfect kiss.

Venus, your planet, makes a conjunction with Jupiter on February 1st, which will expand your horizons and bring both physical and emotional pleasure to your life. The first eclipse marks a time of love and play – you’ll feel like a silly schoolgirl in your everyday life, and a naughty schoolgirl in the bedroom. Now is the time to dream and be creative, and allow your visions of love and harmony to grow as big as you want them to, while still being aware of where you are today. Your lover will feel inspired by your harmonious mood, and the combination will make for some of the most energetic and playful sex you’ve ever had!

Scorpio ~ October 23rd - November 21st

The Scorpio has a super-sized libido. Turning her lover on is one of the Scorpio Lady's greatest turn-ons. She is strong, determined and painfully honest, and she's also very passionate. Scorpio is the most sexually charged sign.

Venus and Jupiter will join together on February 1st, filling your head with all kinds of tempting sexual thoughts. This will make for an interesting combination with Mercury in retrograde until the 18th, which will have you reminiscing about past lovers and sexual experiences. Don’t shy away from the orgasmic memories – but rather, embrace them. These visions, combined with a healthy dose of your present lover, will make for a kinky and wild time.

Sagittarius ~ November 22nd - December 21st

Sag ladies are playful and fun, and rarely go by the book, especially when between the sheets. They are on the go, upbeat and adventurous, always up for last-minute travel and they have wonderful senses of humor.

Your key planet, Jupiter, is in conjunction with Venus starting on February 1st. Venus entices Jupiter so that your senses will be deliciously electrified. Every time your lover whispers against your ear or touches that spot on your neck, your skin will come alive with sensuous goosebumps and your body will respond in kind. You’ll revel in every kiss and embrace, and you’ll simply feel that you’ve been awash in orgasmic bliss. Now is the time to buy vanilla candles and sensual massage oils – the affect will be amazing, and the sensory indulgences will create a simply heavenly Valentine’s Day.

Capricorn ~ December 22nd - January 19th

Capricorns are perfectionists when it comes to sex. They feel that they must be their lover's best. Always cool and collected, Capricorns are classy and determined people.

Early February will have you feeling impulsive and playful – you’ll feel like you’re walking on cloud nine when it comes to sex and love. Long, delicious make-out sessions, sudden urges to have sex in inappropriate places, and the desire to do things you’ve never done before – these will all dance through your life this month. The second eclipse falls in your 9th house of faraway places, which may inspire an intense wanderlust towards the end of the month that seems to be right in flux with your spontaneous mood. In other words, you’ll get the sudden hankering to go somewhere exotic with your lover. I can only recommend that you do not give in to this – February is the month for you to be sexually spontaneous, not to make travel plans (even if they involve sex).

Aquarius ~ January 20th - February 18th

Aquarians are incredibly inventive in the bedroom, constantly coming up with carnally creative ideas. Aquarian women are full of erotic enthusiasm, and are independent and very open minded.

February will be an incredibly dynamic month for you. The solar eclipse on the 7th will find you incredibly sexually energized, especially with up to five planets at a time clustered in Aquarius, invigorated by Mars now moving direct in fellow air sign Gemini. Your sexual life will be filled with fantasy, and the stars tell us that as you use your imagination and dream, your fantasies will become realities this month. This is the month to indulge – let your mind run wild as you pleasure yourself or pleasure others. Some of your wildest fantasies are about to come true, if only you give them the psychic attention they deserve!

Pisces ~ February 19th - March 20th

Pisces as lovers are incredibly intense. They want to merge body and soul in their sexual relationships, and are very sensual. Pisces women enjoy sexual role-playing and crave great oral affection.

Between the two eclipses this month, you’ll experience an intense touch of spirituality in your sex life. As you embrace, touch and make love, certain enlightenment will come to you and it will make for an amazing month of sex. Hang on to your sexy visions and don’t discuss them too much. As Mercury’s retrograde reverses around the 19th, the enlightenment will become a permanent and important part of who you are.

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