There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry Thoreau
Well dear readers there is some big news here at O&C. Ms. Jordan LaRousse has officially turned in her player card because she is incredibly, inadvertantly and indubitably in love! This metamporphosis has come over a short, six-week period of time and any of you readers out there who may happen to know Jordan in person may be understandably shocked at the news.
Jordan LaRousse, player extraordinaire, boundless slut, sex crazed vixen is in love? What does this mean? Is this the end of her dirty stories and her naughty sexcapades?
No, friends, it is not. She shall continue many of her naughty ways, but as is the nature of love it will be a more private matter both in theory and in practice. This means her naughtiness will be aimed toward the lucky man of her affections and her stories will be retold mostly within her mind or perhaps under a penname.
The issue that has Jordan careening about in a most surprised state is how much better sex is now! Sex, it seems, tastes better when served wrapped in love, like cream tastes better wrapped in a flaky pastry.
Not to worry ,dear readers, she shan't rave and go on about love beyond this letter. Like most obnoxious, love-struck weirdos, she just can't hold it inside for the moment. The newness, the freshness, the sexiness of love.
This coming from a woman who for seven years has been quite allergic to such notions. This is truly a bit of odd news indeed.
So send your "congratulations "or your "shut the fuck ups" to us. Either way we always LOVE to hear from you.
xoxo
Jordan (and Samantha)
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Originally published September 2007 - "Saucy September"